A “Pretty Little Liars” Character Cheat Sheet

1. Aria Montgomery

ABC Family

Aria is probably suffering PTSD from her traumatic Halloween misadventure, in which she was locked in a coffin with Garrett Reynolds’ corpse. Her other main stress is the secret she’s keeping from her boyfriend Ezra: he got his ex Maggie pregnant, and she kept the baby.

2. Hanna Marin

ABC Family

Hanna is dating Caleb — who did not die after getting shot — but she’s also received a lot of attention from Wren, Melissa’s ex-fiancee. They even kissed once, albeit briefly. Last season Hanna made sure that Mona stayed put in Rosewood, going so far as to testify on her former BFF’s behalf.

3. Spencer Hastings

ABC Family

Spencer recently lost her virginity to Toby, ignorant to the fact that he’s working with Mona. This is why you should never have sex with anyone, ever. Before he died, Garrett told Spencer about seeing Byron on the night that Ali was murdered, which Spencer seems to believe.

4. Emily Fields

ABC Family

Emily has had a rough go of it. She finally got over the death of her girlfriend Maya, only to start dating Paige, a girl her best friends were convinced was evil. Plus, she almost got murdered by Nate — and she has to deal with the guilt of killing him. (It was in self defense!)

5. Alison DiLaurentis

ABC Family

Ali is almost definitely dead. We even have a body now, as revealed at the end of the Halloween episode. So what’s with the hand that popped out of her grave? Right now, let’s just assume she’s seriously deceased. Unless, of course, the girl we thought was Alison was actually her twin sister…

6. “A”

ABC Family

We know who “A” was — but Mona’s unmasking didn’t stop “A” from continuing to terrorize the girls. Suspects include Lucas, Melissa, Noel, Paige, Jason, and basically anyone else who has ever appeared on Pretty Little Liars. Yes, even special guest star Adam Lambert.

7. Caleb Rivers

ABC Family

Hanna’s former bad boy boyfriend Caleb survived a gunshot and is now well enough to sneak onto haunted trains and make out with his girlfriend. Caleb knows there’s a new “A,” and even though Hanna has tried to keep their relationship quiet, “A” isn’t falling for that crap.

8. Paige McCullers

ABC Family

Emily’s girlfriend Paige seemed like bad news for a long time. (And OK, with good reason — she totally tried to drown Emily once.) Turns out Mona and Toby were trying to frame her for Maya’s murder. She’s now accepted as one of the good guys, but where did she get those martial arts skills?

9. Ezra Fitz

ABC Family

We learned earlier this season that Aria’s boyfriend Ezra Fitz is actually Ezra Fitzgerald — despite his apparent money troubles, he comes from a very rich family. Ezra’s brother Wes told Aria about Ezra getting Maggie pregnant, but Ezra doesn’t know he has a seven-year-old son.

10. Toby Cavanaugh

ABC Family

Is Toby really working for “A” by way of Mona, or is he actually a double agent? Er, triple agent. Either way, he has really amazing abs. Creator I. Marlene King has said that he’s not undercover, which means he really is one of the bad guys. That hasn’t stopped him from making out with Spencer, though.

11. Mona Vanderwaal

ABC Family

Mona swears she’s reformed and no longer crazy, but we know better than that. She’s still taking orders from “A” and has enlisted Toby in her evil plans. In the first half of this season, we saw that she was easily able to escape from the psych ward, but she’ll soon be released anyway. Yeah, great idea.

12. Jenna Marshall

ABC Family

Jenna once was blind, but now she sees. Toby’s step-sister (and former lover), Jenna is sometimes good and sometimes bad — she’s probably not all the way evil, though. In the Halloween episode, we learned that she thought Garrett killed Ali. She and Noel are dating, and it’s kind of sexy but mostly unnerving.

13. Lucas Gottesman

ABC Family

Another one of the girls’ morally ambiguous frenemies, Lucas has gotten a lot creepier over the past couple years. He was visiting Mona in the mental institution, which means he might be working for her, but we still don’t know for sure. Other clues that he’s on the “A” team have yet to prove anything.

14. Noel Kahn

ABC Family

Noel has basically dated every girl on this show — and who can blame them? He’s hot. He’s currently with Jenna and doesn’t seem to be directly involved with “A.” For a while it looked like he had something to do with Maya’s murder, but we eventually learned that he was just her weed dealer.

15. Jason DiLaurentis

ABC Family

Jason is Ali’s brother and Spencer’s half-brother (awkward). He thinks Ali is alive, but so far he hasn’t been able to uncover anything, and finding her body was probably a little discouraging. He was on the haunted train in the Halloween episode, not that that necessarily means anything.

16. Melissa Hastings

ABC Family

Spencer’s sister Melissa knows more than she lets on about Alison and the shady N.A.T. club. For a while, it seemed like Melissa might have killed Ali, but that was just what her parents thought. (Probably.) Melissa was the “Black Swan,” though she did it because “A” was blackmailing her.

17. Wren Kingston

ABC Family

Wren has a thing for much younger women. It’s not OK. He was engaged to Melissa, but he ended up cheating on her with Spencer. More recently, he’s been making moves on Hanna. He seems pretty broken up about her rejection, which is all the more reason he should try to find a nice woman his own age.

18. Ella Montgomery

ABC Family

Aria’s mom Ella is dating a much younger man! OK, not much younger, but young enough that people have noticed. Like the other mothers on this show, Ella is starting to realize something is going on with her daughter, but she’s currently distracted by Zack. Go get yours, girl.

19. Byron Montgomery

ABC Family

Aria’s dad Byron is also dating again. Gross, it’s Meredith, the former student he cheated on Aria’s mom with. Whatever, the bigger issue with Byron is that he may have been the last person to see Ali alive. Assuming Garrett was telling the truth, Byron confronted Alison on the night she was murdered.

20. Ashley Marin

ABC Family

Hanna’s mom Ashley gets her hands dirty more than many of Rosewood’s other parents. This is a woman who slept with a horny cop to keep her daughter out of jail. Recently, though, she’s settled down. Ashley is currently dating Pastor Ted. In the Halloween episode, she saw a ghost for some reason.

21. Veronica Hastings

ABC Family

Spencer and Melissa’s mom Veronica came into conflict with the girls when she decided to take on Garrett’s case. She was convinced of his innocence — although she was, at one point, pretty sure her daughter had killed Alison. Veronica has a weird relationship with Toby, Jason, and most everyone else.

22. Maggie

ABC Family

Maggie is Ezra’s babymama. Ezra doesn’t know that, but Aria does — and now Maggie knows that Aria knows. When Aria decided she wanted to tell Ezra the truth about his son, she was thwarted by Maggie, who lied to her ex because she wasn’t sure she wanted him in her kid’s life.

23. CeCe Drake

ABC Family

CeCe was the mean girl Alison wanted to be. She also used to date Jason. Even though she didn’t show up until Season 3, CeCe basically knows everything about everyone because Ali had a really big mouth. They were terrible influences on each other — or great, if you think their manipulation skills are impressive.

24. Holden Strauss

ABC Family

Holden started off as Aria’s alibi for going on secret dates with Ezra. He swears he’s not gay, but I’m not convinced. He has a double life as a Korean martial artist, which conflicts with his serious heart condition. Most recently, it was revealed that he attended the same Noel Kahn party that Maya did.

25. Garrett Reynolds

ABC Family

Dead but not forgotten. Garrett was finally exonerated for Ali’s murder, after which he snuck onto the haunted train to tell his side of the story. He explained to Spencer why Jenna thought he was a murderer, and that he thinks Byron is somehow involved. Then he got killed and shoved into a coffin. Bye, Garrett.

26. Adam Lambert

ABC Family

Adam Lambert is a former American Idol contestant, now a successful pop star. He performed on the haunted train in the Halloween episode, during which he was awkwardly flirty with Aria. It’s unlikely that he has anything to do with Pretty Little Liars’ mysteries, but hey, let’s not rule anyone out.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/a-pretty-little-liars-character-cheat-sheet

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Which TV Shows Have Been Renewed, Which Have Been Canceled, And Which Ones Are We Waiting To Hear About?

Every year in mid-May, the broadcast networks — NBC, Fox, ABC, CBS, and the CW — roll out their new schedules and new shows to advertisers. It used to also be a time when shows on the bubble would learn of their fates. That last practice has become less dramatic in recent years, as most of the networks now favor early renewals for shows that are both obvious hits (NCIS) and ones with passionate, smaller fan bases: Parenthood on NBC, for example, is usually a nail-biter, but this year, NBC went ahead and picked it up early for a full 22 episodes. (Whew!)

Here are links to the network-by-network posts about the new shows. I’ve been updating them with the trailers and with my reactions to them.

NBC: NBC Plans To Use The Winter Olympics To Avoid The Midseason Blues
Fox: Fox Seems To Be Looking For Male Viewers With Its New Shows
The CW: With Its Four New Dramas, The CW Doubles Down On Young People
CBS: CBS, The No. 1 Network, Fills Its Few Holes
ABC: ABC Goes Big With “S.H.I.E.L.D” (And Its Other New Shows)

Yay, TV!

CBS

Dennis Quaid (left) and Michael Chiklis. Goodbye, sirs. CBS

Awaiting news
None!

Renewed
2 Broke Girls, 48 Hours, 60 Minutes, The Amazing Race, The Big Bang Theory, Blue Bloods, CSI, Criminal Minds, Elementary, The Good Wife, Hawaii Five-0, How I Met Your Mother (one last season!), The Mentalist, Mike & Molly, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Person of Interest, Survivor, Two and a Half Men, Undercover Boss

Canceled
CSI: NY, Golden Boy, The Job, Made in Jersey, Partners, Rules of Engagement, Vegas

Fox

Kevin Bacon of The Following. Fox

Awaiting news
The Cleveland Show (which may be awaiting news forever, since it’s more or less on permanent hiatus)

Renewed
American Dad, American Idol, Bob’s Burgers, Bones, Family Guy, The Following, Glee, Hell’s Kitchen, Hotel Hell, Kitchen Nightmares, The Mindy Project, New Girl, Raising Hope, The Simpsons, The X Factor

Moved
Cops (Will start on Spike in Sep. 2013)

Canceled
Ben & Kate, The Mob Doctor, Touch

Ended
Fringe

NBC

The Matthew Perry comedy Go On was considered a hit in the fall but then fell as the season went along. And now it has been canceled. NBC

Awaiting news
Celebrity Apprentice

Renewed
The Biggest Loser, Chicago Fire, Community, Grimm, Hannibal, Law & Order: SVU, Parenthood, Parks & Recreation, Revolution, The Voice

Canceled
1600 Penn, Animal Practice, Deception, Do No Harm, Go On, Guys With Kids, The New Normal, Off Their Rockers, Ready for Love, Rock Center With Brian Williams, Smash, Up All Night, Whitney

Ended
30 Rock, The Office

ABC

Scandal was renewed. Of course. ABC

Awaiting news
Splash, Wife Swap

Renewed
America’s Funniest Home Videos, The Bachelor/ette, Castle, Dancing With the Stars, Grey’s Anatomy, Last Man Standing, The Middle, Modern Family, Nashville, The Neighbors, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, Scandal, Shark Tank, Suburgatory,The Taste

Canceled
666 Park Avenue, Body of Proof, Don’t Trust the B—— in Apartment 23, Family Tools, Happy Endings, How to Live With Your Parents, Last Resort, Malibu Country, Red Widow, Zero Hour

Ended
Private Practice

The CW

Shirtless Stephen Amell of Arrow. Which was a no-brainer for renewal. CW

Awaiting news
None!

Renewed
America’s Next Top Model, Arrow, Beauty and the Beast, The Carrie Diaries, Hart of Dixie, Nikita, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries,

Canceled
Cult, 90210; Emily Owens, M.D.

Ended
Gossip Girl

Note: This post will be updated so frequently that noting each update would look crazy. When transparency is important to the story, I’ll make sure it’s clear.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/2013-tv-season-renewals-cancellations-bubble-upfronts

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Nick Jonas confirms he’s being considered for ‘American Idol’ judge

http://twitter.com/#!/nickjonas/status/231828843856539648

A parade of celebrity names has been teased as “American Idol” searches for judges to replace Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez, who left the show within a day of each other last month. Jonas Brother Nick Jonas has confirmed via Twitter rumors that he is indeed in the running for the vacant seat.

Fans are speechless at the prospect and are nearly certain to send #NickOnIdol trending in support.

@nickjonas I'm so prooooooooooooooooooooud of you . OMJ this is amazing! jkdfhiusdtyiuftierhdgl #nickonidol

— 21 (@h0rxxn) August 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/Emily_lovesyou/status/231831488499441664

@nickjonas I'll start to watch it ONLY if you are on it

— Sara Hubbard (@SaraaHubbbs) August 4, 2012

OMG , if @nickjonas becomes an American Idol judge i will die of Jonas Brother fever ! <3 #nickonidol #nickjisoffthechain #nickjswagg 😉

— a-liz (@alexalizzini) August 4, 2012

Imagine it though, @nickjonas judging the talent on American Idol. There'll definitely be a great winner if it happens. #nickonidol

— Ynahteb (@TW_Beth) August 4, 2012

If @nickjonas was a judge on Idol, I'd watch it. I stopped watching when Simon left, but he's a great reason to watch again. #nickonidol

— andrea (@paranoidbieber) August 4, 2012

Mariah Carey recently signed on for season 12 of the hit show and will join sole original panel member Randy Jackson. Jonas’ tweet could clear some of the fog from the selection process; celebrities ranging from Roseanne Barr to Leonard Nimoy to Snoop Dogg have lobbied for the vacant seat.

https://twitter.com/nicolettejoyce/status/231832901027782656

Imagine if @nickjonas becomes a judge on #AmericanIdol & the contestant is a Jonas fan. I'd hyperventilate. It would be amazing. #NickonIdol

— kenzie (@kenzieackles) August 4, 2012

Oops… it looks like younger brother Frankie Jonas had to find out like the rest of us.

Nicks good at keeping secrets caus I didn't even know #nickonidol

— Frankie Jonas (@FrankieJonas) August 4, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/04/nick-jonas-confirms-hes-being-considered-for-american-idol-judge/

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Oof: Nicki Minaj accuses Steven Tyler of racism

Former “American Idol” judge Steven Tyler evidently doesn’t have much confidence in new judge Nicki Minaj’s ability to spot talent, telling MTV News that she would vote off Bob Dylan if he were a show contestant. Not terribly chivalrous of him, but was it racist? Minaj thought so, and she took to Twitter to smack him around:

I understand you really wanted to keep your job but take that up with the producers. I haven’t done anything to you. That’s a racist comment

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

You assume that I wouldn’t have liked Bob Dylan??? why? black? rapper? what? go fuck yourself and worry about yourself babe.

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

RT @enidclaire_tm: @nickiminaj They want you to respect them for what they DID, yet they can’t respect what you’re DOING now. #hypocrisy

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

RT @teamminajbxtch: More than anything, it’s annoying that she’s never done wrong to ANY of these people. Why can’t she be left alone??

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

RT @hovthebvrb: @nickiminaj They’re mad that the little black girl from Queens is making a BRAND & taking their jobs…

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

RT @dawnyellaaa: Nobody ever says anything when people make these comments about her & come at her but let Nicki defend herself and…

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

LOL lets make him a shirt that says “No Coloreds Allowed” then escort him down 2 Barbara Walters so he can tell how he was threatened w/guns

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

Yikes.

When Steven 1st went on Idol he was ridiculed by his peers & fans alike. Called a sell out. So what does he do? Ridicule thenext judge.

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) November 26, 2012

Perhaps Tyler could have kept his criticism to himself, but Minaj should probably put the race card away and focus on the task at hand. Future Bob Dylans are depending on her.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/11/26/oof-nicki-minaj-accuses-steven-tyler-of-racism/

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Texas’ Fox 4 smacks viewers bitching about reality TV interruption

As tornadoes touched down in North Texas and damaging storms with baseball- or softball-sized hail moved through the Denton area, some Fox 4 viewers were more focused on a different kind of hell.

Really, guys? Calling to complain about coverage of a dangerous storm?

Here’s a taste of that pesky breaking weather news that apparently inconvenienced some viewers.

Tornado warnings? Damaging hail? Pfft. What about important stuff like “Hell’s Kitchen” and “American Idol”?

Yes. And they tweet about it too:


http://twitter.com/#!/BigModernMess/status/451899147419779073

Yes, it was all about ruining your night. Success! Well played, Fox 4.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/05/texas-fox-4-news-smacks-viewers-for-bitching-about-tornado-coverage-interrupting-hells-kitchen/

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